Rob Slice

Rob never really had any direction in his life. He's always been a spacy, hyperactive funster who never failed to underachieve. Now he's found his true calling in pizza delivery and longs to be world renowned as the best pizza guy of all time! Pizza delivery is about the only thing Rob takes seriously. Off the job, he likes to just hang out with Donut Phil, skate at the Polar Club, and go bowling. In the face of adversity, Rob's first impulse is to freak out, but once he regains his composure, his raw determination makes him a real force to contend with. He's got a massive crush on Pauline, his boss's daughter, but with his lack of focus, he's not likely to stay interested if she doesn't reciprocate soon. (Hoped-for voice actor, Tom Green).

Donut Phil

Pauline Mozzarella

Pauline simply wants to carry on the Mozzarella family tradition and work at her dad's pizza place for the rest of her life. She also wants to settle down with a man who isn't insipid. She's met so many lousy guys that she tends not to give anyone a chance. She has been so sure from the very start that Rob is just another jerk that she doesn't want to give him a chance no matter how much he excels. Her distrust in the opposite sex has made her generally cynical and sarcastic. The one man she does trust is her dad. She greatly admires his competence in running the pizza place and worries about his health. She doesn't understand what her dad sees in Rob. She also doesn't understand why she gets angry when she sees Rob hang around with other women.

Sal Mozzarella

Sal Mozzarella: Sal spent much of his life defying the family business of pizza delivery to become an prize fighter. But, Sal had to quit boxing due to doctor's orders. Turns out all the fuss was for nothing as he loves the pizza business! This is a huge relief to Pauline. Sal misses trashing bozos though, so he spends his time after work putting the smackdown on those who slipped Rob IOUs and wooden nickels. Sal absolutely adores Rob, who he considers the son he never had. Sal admires Rob's determination, sticktoitiveness, and bravery... beyond the first shriek.

Buzz Clipp

Buzz is Rob's arch rival. He also wants to be the world's greatest pizza guy and he doesn't care what he has to do to gain the title! He tries to trip Rob up at every corner. He's a macho jerk with a huge ego. Sound stereotypical? Well, little does anyone know, Buzz is a method actor studying for a role! He has other jobs too and has to be super careful if Rob and his friends ever show up!

Jess Slice

Jess decided to let her brother, Rob, stay with her in her apartment while she got her life started. She thought he'd take on some responsibility for the first time in his life and do his part. At first, Rob was doing as little as he could to pay his half and spent all his time goofing off. While Rob's now scoring a regular paycheck with his pizza gig, Jess still isn't impressed. She thinks Rob's not living up to his true potential and it really makes her angry. Jess is basically a pleasant person and surprisingly responsible considering her raver appearance, but she has a short temper and tends to take innocent comments the wrong way.

Sherrylyn Lectronica

Seemingly air-headed, valley-girlish Sherrlyn is one of Jess' raver friends. Despite her personality, she's highly intelligent and spends her off hours making pizza-delivering inventions for Rob. Jess really wishes she wouldn't enable him, but Sherrylyn gets so excited when she sees opportunities to invent. Sherrylyn is not at all self-aware. She doesn't understand why people react to strangely to her wild ideas. Sometimes she asks young men to come over. Imagine their shock when end up being the guinea pigs for Sherr's latest project.