Rob Slice's life was going nowhere until one night, Rob tried to pick up a girl named Pauline Mozzerella. Her reply would change Rob's life forever: "You low-life freak of nature! You have no brain! You have no talent! You probably don't even have a job! Come see me when you have a life... which won't be for a LONG, LONG time!". Imagine Pauline's surprise when she found Rob in her father's pizza place the next day! Beyond that, he's vowed to become the best pizza guy of all time! Rob faces anti-pizza protesters, the anti-Slice, and the pizza delivery olympics, and more as he tries to become the perfect pizza-delivery boy.

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