Hello, there! Kee Kee Koki, esquire here.

I can hear every brain in a five mile radius wondering, "Self, who is that handsome little yellow frog who seems to be hailing a cab in this pose? A handsome cab."

Well, brain collective, prepare yourself to become informed by a disembodied narrator-type who will tell you all about me. Prepare, dearest cerebellums for this executive installment of...